Gang A Bard: Hot and Smutty Jaskier Polyamorous Fic Recs

 

Look, I'm a sucker for the happy sunshine character archetype being paired with a grumpy son of a bitch of heart of gold.  Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo and Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski is a prime example of my weakness.  However, these days I have been on a polyam fic kick and when I finally dived headfirst into the Witcher pool I went straight into the Jaskier is witcher catnip end of it.  

As a result, I have for your consumption (and by request) my favorite fics below. This rec list is exclusively M/M/M and I will be creating another post of my Jaskier/Geralt/Yennefer ot3 fics later on. 

Happy reading and mind the tags everyone! 

Jaskier: Part time bard, part time courtesan and full time collector of Witchers by CertainlyNotRoach (SweetCandy)

Jaskier was the second most popular whore in all of Oxenfurt because his attention wasn’t an act; Jaskier fell in love easily and with almost everyone around him. He fell out of love just as quickly, which was a blessing because even a bard can only take so much heartbreak, but just a smile, a word, a glance or even a gesture and he was hopelessly in love. He loved almost all his customers earnestly and they always left with a spring in their step, a pleased blush on their cheeks or a small, secretive smile on kiss swollen lips.

He was authentic. Who knew that it would be his personality and not his species that would draw Witchers to him like moths to a flame?

Or:

How Jaskier found out that he's catnip for witchers and permanently lost his heart to one of them.

An Exaltation of Wolves by round_robin

Jaskier accompanies Geralt to Kaer Morhen for the winter and finds the other Witchers just as prickly--and just as deserving of love--as the White Wolf.

Shrike by EyesUpMarksman 

(First fic is Geralt/Jaskier but it blooms into Polyam) 

Lambert splays his hands. “Stay for an hour,” he repeats, “and if you hate it as much as you think you’re going to, then you can leave.""

Lambert slaps a hand on to Geralt’s shoulder. He leans over, lowering his voice. “It’s my job to make sure you don’t look so fucking grumpy all of the time,” he lulls, only sitting back when the bar comes into view. Geralt tries not to roll his eyes. Of course. Of course he would bring him here.

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Mob Boss Geralt is brought to the Rosemary and Thyme Bar, where he meets with an alluring Jaskier; who has a new work proposition.

fever dream high by kotemorons

Jaskier (19, never learned how to heat) follows Geralt up the mountain to Kaer Morhen after their first summer on the Path together. He's badly injured and ends up having to spend the winter in a castle with four alpha Witchers with...a little more animal instinct than he's used to.

LEFT INCOMPLETE 12DEC2020.

Beauty and the Bear Trap by Elpie (Horribibble), MessengerGabriel, Wearydress

They say there are wolves upon the mountain.

Vicious, man-eating wolves that charmed women from their beds, long ages ago. Which sounds both batshit insane and like surprisingly good material for a proper bawdy tavern chorus.

Naturally, he had to go take a look.

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Jaskier goes up the Kaedwen Mountains looking for song material.

He does not come back down. His husbands prefer it that way.

Goddamn it, Witcher!

 

I'm not a Henry Cavill fan.  The man has said some things about the #metoo' movement that has made him permanently side-eye him.  However, I'm a sucker for a man in a white wig and a European-esque accent (see my love of Legolas) and everyone was squeeing about season 2 of this show. 

Not to mention my lovely partner has been a 'Witcher' fan since the beginning.  I will admit right off the bat my first attempt when horribly. I made some assumptions that this was another 'Game of Thrones' where there were only two Black characters and they were servants. I will not talk about the tropes of Barbabic Indigenous men (I love Jason Momoa but that wasn't it). 

But my friend Momo told me that I was wrong and to give another a chance. So I recently did on my vacation and after the second episode, I was hooked. So many awesome Black characters in all shades, and the Black hair this season?  It's perfection. 

I was expecting myself to fall in love Geralt/Jaskier and I did. However, I didn't mean to fall in love with Yennefer as well.  The thing about Henry Cavill, which despite not being a fan, I have followed his career off and on since 'The Count of Monte Cristo'.  No matter what film he is in, the man tends to always have horrible onscreen chemistry with his love interests.  'Man of Steel' and 'Man From Uncle'  is a prime example of that.  He always has tons of chemistry with his male co-stars, though. 

So again, I wasn't really all that surprised.  But then Yennefer happened, actually, all of the fantastic female characters happened but Yennefer remains the HBIC, okay? Yennfer and Geralt's chemistry was sizzling and I love Yennfer and I was shipping them like FedEx. 

So what is a fan to do but ship all three of them together? Actually, no one in this series is straight (I don't give a fuck what anyone else to say and do not bring up Andrzej Sapkowski).  As an author my damnself, I do believe in death of the author. 

I will also take it one step further: I believe in my heart of hearts no one in this series is monogamous. Also Geralt with the wig, the gold eyes, and that Christian Bale batman voice is just hot like burning. 

So this new year's eve I will finish binging Witcher season 2.  I will of course give my review. So strap in folks! 

Welcome to My Fandom Blog

 

I hate tumblr. It was the one thing that went through my mind as I thought about creating a fandom blog.  I hate tumblr and I refuse to do anything thing there and this is why I'm on blogger. I have a bad habit of reccing really depraved fanfics.  

I had a lot of my recs threads on Twitter go viral and I decided my depravity could not be contained on twitter and so I created this site.  I'm going to be frank with you folks:  This is not a child-friendly space. It's a lot of adult shit going on here and so if you are a child I suggest you scaddle. If you are easily offended or you think that all fic should be as squeaky clean and unproblematic as possible. You should leave. 

I don't do kink-shaming or purity wank on this blog. I will, of course, have a lot of opinions and those opinions can be unpopular. If you can't keep a civil tongue in your head, again there is the door. 

This blog is for recs, to talk about fandom shenanigans, and shitposting. You have been warned.