Gang A Bard: Hot and Smutty Jaskier Polyamorous Fic Recs

 

Look, I'm a sucker for the happy sunshine character archetype being paired with a grumpy son of a bitch of heart of gold.  Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo and Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski is a prime example of my weakness.  However, these days I have been on a polyam fic kick and when I finally dived headfirst into the Witcher pool I went straight into the Jaskier is witcher catnip end of it.  

As a result, I have for your consumption (and by request) my favorite fics below. This rec list is exclusively M/M/M and I will be creating another post of my Jaskier/Geralt/Yennefer ot3 fics later on. 

Happy reading and mind the tags everyone! 

Jaskier: Part time bard, part time courtesan and full time collector of Witchers by CertainlyNotRoach (SweetCandy)

Jaskier was the second most popular whore in all of Oxenfurt because his attention wasn’t an act; Jaskier fell in love easily and with almost everyone around him. He fell out of love just as quickly, which was a blessing because even a bard can only take so much heartbreak, but just a smile, a word, a glance or even a gesture and he was hopelessly in love. He loved almost all his customers earnestly and they always left with a spring in their step, a pleased blush on their cheeks or a small, secretive smile on kiss swollen lips.

He was authentic. Who knew that it would be his personality and not his species that would draw Witchers to him like moths to a flame?

Or:

How Jaskier found out that he's catnip for witchers and permanently lost his heart to one of them.

An Exaltation of Wolves by round_robin

Jaskier accompanies Geralt to Kaer Morhen for the winter and finds the other Witchers just as prickly--and just as deserving of love--as the White Wolf.

Shrike by EyesUpMarksman 

(First fic is Geralt/Jaskier but it blooms into Polyam) 

Lambert splays his hands. “Stay for an hour,” he repeats, “and if you hate it as much as you think you’re going to, then you can leave.""

Lambert slaps a hand on to Geralt’s shoulder. He leans over, lowering his voice. “It’s my job to make sure you don’t look so fucking grumpy all of the time,” he lulls, only sitting back when the bar comes into view. Geralt tries not to roll his eyes. Of course. Of course he would bring him here.

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Mob Boss Geralt is brought to the Rosemary and Thyme Bar, where he meets with an alluring Jaskier; who has a new work proposition.

fever dream high by kotemorons

Jaskier (19, never learned how to heat) follows Geralt up the mountain to Kaer Morhen after their first summer on the Path together. He's badly injured and ends up having to spend the winter in a castle with four alpha Witchers with...a little more animal instinct than he's used to.

LEFT INCOMPLETE 12DEC2020.

Beauty and the Bear Trap by Elpie (Horribibble), MessengerGabriel, Wearydress

They say there are wolves upon the mountain.

Vicious, man-eating wolves that charmed women from their beds, long ages ago. Which sounds both batshit insane and like surprisingly good material for a proper bawdy tavern chorus.

Naturally, he had to go take a look.

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Jaskier goes up the Kaedwen Mountains looking for song material.

He does not come back down. His husbands prefer it that way.